Potty pride

Lucas: Dad, I need food in my belly.
Justin: You just ate buddy.
Lucas: I know, then I went to the potty so now I need more food.

Justin called that incredible insight!

Me to Hayden after seeing he forget to complete the bathroom process: Did you forget to flush?
Hayden: Yes. But I wiped!
Me: One out of two is not great. Shoot for two out of two next time.

Ugh! It took us forever to get him to wipe himself. Now I guess he's leaving us proof that he did.