AWANA

Me: Do you know what tonight is at AWANA?
Hayden: No.  I don't memorize that stuff.  Glow in the dark night?
M: Nope.  It's the best night ever.
H: I don't know.
M: Mommy night.  Isn't that exciting?
H: Yes and you're coming with me all night, right?
M: What about Lucas?
H: We can just dress Tanner up as a girl and he can go with Lucas.

It's becoming very clear that everyone around us thinks Tanner needs a haircut :)