Sound it out please

As Lucas and I were running errands today, I was spelling/singing all the boys names to the tune of Jingle Bells and then Lucas was telling me what I had spelled/sung.  He got his name correct of course, but this is the outcome of his brothers:

T-A-N-N-E-R-J-A-C-O-B-M-C-C-R-E-A-D-I-E - Lucas translated as 'Tanner McCreadie'.  When I said Jacob, he said, "Oh, yeah.  Tanner Jacob McCreadie.

H-A-Y-D-E-N-C-H-R-I-S-T-O-P-H-E-R-M-C-C-R-E-A-D-I-E - Lucas translated as 'Hayden Cage McCreadie'.  He's convinved that anyone who has a middle initial of 'C' must have the middle name of Cage like him.

J-U-S-T-I-N-P-A-L-M-E-R-M-C-C-R-E-A-D-I-E - Lucas translated at 'Justin Platter McCreadie'.  When I said Justin Palmer McCreadie, he said, "Justin Plalmner" and then giggled.

JJ thought it was funny that his new Lucas dubbed name was Justin Platter!